Feline Funnies

Feline Funnies Photo Post (FFPP): Lining Up

 

 

 

Until next time, remember...

 

It is better to lead from behind and to put others in front, especially when  you celebrate victory when nice things occur. You take the front line when there  is danger. Then people will appreciate your leadership.

- Nelson Mandela

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Adventures of Benjamin Bunny: Left Behind

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Until next time, remember...

Why do you go away?  So that you can come back.  So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors.  And the people there see you differently, too.  Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.” 
― Terry Pratchett

 

 

Cat Happiness Is...A Purrfect Wake Up Call

 

 

Until next time, remember...

Happiness is like a cat. If you try to coax it or call it, it will avoid you. It will never come. But if you pay no attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing up against your legs and jumping into your lap.

- William Bennett

 

 

Feline Funnies Photo Post (FFPP): Feline Radar

 

 

Until next time, remember...

Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other.

- Stephen Baker

 

 

 

 

 

Inside A House In A Nature Preserve

 

  
 

Here is a house in a nature preserve.

 

 

 

 Here is the cat that played in the hall inside a house in a nature preserve.

 

 

 

Here is the   that played in the hall and

pounced on the  that started to chirp

inside a house in a nature preserve.

 

 

Here is the   that played in the hall and

pounced on the    that started to chirp that

woke up the     that started to mew

inside a house in a nature preserve.

 

 

 

Here is the   that played in the hall and

pounced on the   that started to chirp that

woke up the   that started to mew and

woke up the  asleep in the bed

inside a house in a nature preserve.

 

 

 

Here is the    that played in the hall and

pounced on the    that started to chirp that

woke up  the   who started to mew and

woke up the  asleep in the bed

who swatted the   and set off the alarm

inside a house in a nature preserve.

 

 

 

 

Here is the    that played in the hall and

pounced on the    that started to chirp that

woke up the    that started to mew and

woke up the  asleep in the bed

who swatted the and set off the alarm that

woke up the  who jumped up and said,

"It's three in the morning. All cats back to bed,"

inside a house in a nature preserve.

 

 

This is how my day started. I may need a caffeine IV to survive it.

 

Until next time, remember...

 A complete stranger has the capacity to alter the life of another irrevocably. This domino effect has the capacity to change the course of an entire world. That is what life is; a chain reaction of individuals colliding with others and influencing their lives without realizing it. A decision that seems miniscule to you, may be monumental to the fate of the world. 
- J. D. Stroube